No. 4 Feb. 8, 2002
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No
sooner do I finish something than I have to tell
everyone about it. It's things like this that make
life worthwhile. I have completed a wee lexicon of
American slang that
I just couldn't wait to
post up to the site.
"Man Feebus,
those are some pimp kicks!"
"Word,
road dawg, these Nikes are wet!"
"Do
tell, Fraaz. I wanted to Poonj my baitch, but
she's riding the cotton pony."
"Yo
man, that's whack!"
If you are a
citizen of empire, perhaps these bits o' jargon
won't do much for you. If you are European, look
out.
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/hep_cat_talk.htm
I
have begun investigating u.s. army slang, just for
the hell of it. Strange things on the way.
"I
wanted to hit that Sergeant with the misery spoon
when I was talking to the pig master"
"Bohica.
Snafu for the DMOP."
"Gimme some more
Lifer Juice, Billy Bob"
"Yes
sir."
And these catchy tunes as sung
by our marching lads.
Bin Laden
bin
laden is a son of a bitch
drives his people
into a ditch
when he's through they're always
dead
till we put a bullet through his head
one
from you
one from me
now he's dead
you
can see
P T
good for you
good for me
etc.
*******T
U X E D O M O O N AND O T
H E R C D R E L E A
S E S*******************
There are
things being discussed right now for TM's
2002 events.
1. We will most likely play St.
Petersburg and Moscow in June, dates TBA.
In june we are also slated to play Sonar Festival
in Spain.
2. The live in St. Petersburg CD
is just about ready for release.
3.
"Night Air" by BLR will be re-issued,
together with "Paris en Automne"
by
Les
Temps Modernes.
4. A collection of new
tracks will be released by Gigolo Records very
soon.
5.
We will continue work on the new
"proper" CD either in Mexico or
Russia.
6.
A collaboration between BLR, Roger Eno,Giancarlo
Bigazzi and Pier Luigi
Andreoni will be
released in spring, featuring vocals and texts by
BLR.
thanks gang
blaine leslie
outta here
No. 3 February 6, 2002
***************************MUNDOBLAINEO
SITE NEWS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 6,
2002************************
Howdy
folks. Hope everyone made the transition from
January into February unscathed. A brief
note for the pedantic.
february \Feb"ru*a*ry\,
n. [L. Februarius, orig., the month of expiation,
because on the fifteenth of this month the great
feast of expiation and purification was held, fr.
februa, pl., the Roman festival of purification;
akin to februare to purify, expiate.] The second
month in the year, said to have been introduced
into the Roman calendar by Numa. (who the hell was
numa? blr) In common years this month contains
twenty-eight days; in the bissextile, or leap
year, it has twenty-nine days.
Source:
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996,
1998 MICRA, Inc.
See? We're all pagan all
over the place and don't even realize it when
we're going down to the Mithraeum to drink blood
on Sunday. (SUNday? Dies Solis? The day of the
sun, Mithra's dad. Oh lordy lordy lord they's
conspiracy everwhere ya look!)
I digress,
as usual. I'm still here on the island, it's still
splendid and I'm having big fun. Thought you'd
like to know that.
The major piece of news
in Mundoblaineo is that I have gone and added a
page for my erstwhile pard, Steven Brown. I have
left content up to him and I will exercise no
editorial control over what kind of far left pinko
commie subsersive drivel he sees fit to post
there. Hey, that's the kind of tolerant,
even-tempered all around good guy I am. If I
have visions of Joseph Cotten and Orson in Citizen
Blaine, that's my hallucination, ain't it?
Here's
the link. I guess I'm finished yakkin'.
**********************Steven's
Page at*******************
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/even_steven.htm
and
don't forget the sizzling story competition at
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/guidozone.html#sleez
or
go play the elvis invaders game which has been
neglected too long at
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/invaders.html
it's
good old space invaders with a thin elvisian
theme. Oh yes, it looks like the elvisian home
office has folded on us so I am left to carry the
gospel onward from my lone vantage point in greece.
Lucky I came back here with such an important
mission to carry out.
that's all the
time we have now, good night
uncle blaine
No. 2 January 29, 2002 THE BALLAD OF JED CLAMPETT
The latest and the greatest from
mundoblaineo.com.
The site that could would be
a man, this man, Blaine Leslie Reininger
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29/Jan/2002
1:04
Hi gang, Blaine here. I just want
to say that I am overwhelmed, touched, a tear
comes to my eye at the many confirmations and
new
signings to my little list. Rest assured that
1.
I will endeavor to provide the people of this city
with................wait a minute, that's
Charles
Foster Kane's Declaration of Principles.
It
will certainly help at my sanity hearings to know
that the public which I address on my website can
be proven to exist. I was beginning
to wonder.
Please
note that the opening page now includes MUSIC!!
way hey, quickdraw.
http://www.mundoblaineo.com
*******************TODAY'S
SITE WORK
INCLUDES**************************************
A
FANCIED UP JOURNAL PAGE, with pix an' everthang!!!!
Read about the Halcyon days on the Isle of Lucy,
my trip to the dentist,
all the news that fit,
we print (wanta buy a Grit?)
I haven't found a
better way to present this than with frames, so
the link goes to the frameset page. If you have
suggestions, there are
provisions in
Mundoblaineo for you to send them along to me.
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/journalframes.html
A
GUSSIED UP LINKS PAGE FOR HOSS DE PONDEROSA
This
was the second page I tackled way back when I
started on this white whale using a tutorial about
how to download a picture of a cat
from the
web. The second page was a tables tutorial, hence
the name of this page. I have included links to
some of my favorite things, like
the weekly
world news. (Home of the bat boy and those stories
about Elvis Forcing UFO Abductees to have his love
child). I have tacked
on some revised info
about my home town, Pueblo, Colorado and spent
many hours deciding whether teal or maroon makes a
better
background color. You be the judge.
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/table.html
Some
of the things in store for my loyal
readers............MORE "WEBPORTAGES".
This is a term of my own devising (as far as I
know)
meaning "web reportage". Get
it? Ride along with me on my midnight voyage
through the dark underbelly of the Galvanic
Difference Engine
Telegraphy Network. (Is there
a clever acronym there? You do it.)
I have
recently researched the current state of american
slang, as spoken by perma-fried chodes from
coast to coast, waiting for the za dude
and
macking on the pebbles at the mall. WORD, ROAD
DAWG.
I shall endeavor to whip this into
digestible shape and post it on up.
That's
it for today, thank you for your kind attention.
Now, an exclusive for my readers, the complete
lyrics to the Ballad Of Jed Clampett,
theme
music from the Beverly Hillbillies, including the
Apocryphal verses from Nag Hammadi. (I think that
Buddy Ebsen as Jed was really channeling Lao
Tzu, but that's my personal opinion.)
Come
'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor
Mountaineer barely kept his family fed
An' then
one day, he was shootin' at some food,
An' up
thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that
is! Black gold! Texas tea!
Well, the first
thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire
Kin-folk
said, "Jed, move away from there." Said
Californy
is the place y'oughta be, so they
loaded up the
truck, and they moved to Beverly.
Hills that
is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!
Ol'
Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank
Next
door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,
Lotsa
folks objected, but the banker found no fault,
'Cause
ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault
Cash,
that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!
Well
now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his
kin
An' they would like to thank you folks fer
kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back
again to this locality,
T'have a heapin' helpin'
of their hospitality.
Hillbilly, that is! Set a
spell, Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back,
here!
Copyright 1962 by Carolintone Music
Company, Inc.
Thanks, G
I'm ghost
blaine
No. 1 January 27, 2002
The
latest and the greatest from mundoblaineo.com.
The
site that could would be a man, this man, Blaine
Leslie Reininger
Greetings potential members of
the Mundoblaineo elect.
Blaine here. Blaine
L. Reininger, star of stage, screen and his own
imagination. As the day wears on I find that my
site is taking up more and more of my life. Often,
my site goes out and does the shopping for me. My
site has been seen out driving around in the
company of beautiful women in a BMW it somehow
acquired. I am becoming a hollow man while my site
is taking over the best parts of me. You too can
be kept current on the million trivial things that
get me going.
Take for instance the burning
question "Who Makes All of Those Cheap
Chinese Lighters?"
Haven't you always
wanted to know this? Of course you have. Go to my
site and find out.
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/who_makes_all_of_those_cheap_chi.htm
There
is always my journal, an ongoing repository of the
events in my ever so exciting life
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/journalframes.html
I
have whupped up some stunning graphics which you
may view at
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/postcards.htm
and
there is continual updating of Tuxedomoon events,
history, bruhaha
http://www.mundoblaineo.com/tuxmopage.html
that's
http://www.mundoblaineo.com
go
there and find out what you have been missing.
your
humble slave and webmaster
blaine leslie
reininger
lesbos, greece
january 27,2002
Hah.
Leaving us, eh? Well, they told me at the
university I was mad....ha ha ha!!! We showed
them, eh, Dr. Caligari?