No. 4 Feb. 8, 2002
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NEWS F E B. 8, 2 0 0
No sooner do I finish something than I have to tell everyone about it. It's things like this that make life worthwhile. I have completed a wee lexicon of American slang that
I just couldn't wait to post up to the site.
"Man Feebus, those are some pimp kicks!"
"Word, road dawg, these Nikes are wet!"
"Do tell, Fraaz. I wanted to Poonj my baitch, but she's riding the cotton pony."
"Yo man, that's whack!"
If you are a citizen of empire, perhaps these bits o' jargon won't do much for you. If you are European, look out.
I have begun investigating u.s. army slang, just for the hell of it. Strange things on the way.
"I wanted to hit that Sergeant with the misery spoon when I was talking to the pig master"
"Bohica. Snafu for the DMOP."
"Gimme some more Lifer Juice, Billy Bob"
And these catchy tunes as sung by our marching lads.
bin laden is a son of a bitch
drives his people into a ditch
when he's through they're always dead
till we put a bullet through his head
one from you
one from me
now he's dead
you can see
good for you
good for me
*******T U X E D O M O O N AND O T H E R C D R E L E A S E S*******************
There are things being discussed right now for TM's 2002 events.
1. We will most likely play St. Petersburg and Moscow in June, dates TBA.
In june we are also slated to play Sonar Festival in Spain.
2. The live in St. Petersburg CD is just about ready for release.
3. "Night Air" by BLR will be re-issued, together with "Paris en Automne"
Les Temps Modernes.
4. A collection of new tracks will be released by Gigolo Records very
5. We will continue work on the new "proper" CD either in Mexico or
6. A collaboration between BLR, Roger Eno,Giancarlo Bigazzi and Pier Luigi
Andreoni will be released in spring, featuring vocals and texts by BLR.
blaine leslie outta here
No. 3 February 6, 2002
***************************MUNDOBLAINEO SITE NEWS WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 6, 2002************************
Howdy folks. Hope everyone made the transition from January into February unscathed. A brief note for the pedantic.
february \Feb"ru*a*ry\, n. [L. Februarius, orig., the month of expiation, because on the fifteenth of this month the great feast of expiation and purification was held, fr. februa, pl., the Roman festival of purification; akin to februare to purify, expiate.] The second month in the year, said to have been introduced into the Roman calendar by Numa. (who the hell was numa? blr) In common years this month contains twenty-eight days; in the bissextile, or leap year, it has twenty-nine days.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
See? We're all pagan all over the place and don't even realize it when we're going down to the Mithraeum to drink blood on Sunday. (SUNday? Dies Solis? The day of the sun, Mithra's dad. Oh lordy lordy lord they's conspiracy everwhere ya look!)
I digress, as usual. I'm still here on the island, it's still splendid and I'm having big fun. Thought you'd like to know that.
The major piece of news in Mundoblaineo is that I have gone and added a page for my erstwhile pard, Steven Brown. I have left content up to him and I will exercise no editorial control over what kind of far left pinko commie subsersive drivel he sees fit to post there. Hey, that's the kind of tolerant, even-tempered all around good guy I am. If I have visions of Joseph Cotten and Orson in Citizen Blaine, that's my hallucination, ain't it?
Here's the link. I guess I'm finished yakkin'.
**********************Steven's Page at*******************
and don't forget the sizzling story competition at
or go play the elvis invaders game which has been neglected too long at
it's good old space invaders with a thin elvisian theme. Oh yes, it looks like the elvisian home office has folded on us so I am left to carry the gospel onward from my lone vantage point in greece. Lucky I came back here with such an important mission to carry out.
that's all the time we have now, good night
No. 2 January 29, 2002 THE BALLAD OF JED CLAMPETT
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Hi gang, Blaine here. I just want to say that I am overwhelmed, touched, a tear comes to my eye at the many confirmations and
new signings to my little list. Rest assured that
1. I will endeavor to provide the people of this city with................wait a minute, that's
Charles Foster Kane's Declaration of Principles.
It will certainly help at my sanity hearings to know that the public which I address on my website can be proven to exist. I was beginning
Please note that the opening page now includes MUSIC!! way hey, quickdraw.
*******************TODAY'S SITE WORK INCLUDES**************************************
A FANCIED UP JOURNAL PAGE, with pix an' everthang!!!! Read about the Halcyon days on the Isle of Lucy, my trip to the dentist,
all the news that fit, we print (wanta buy a Grit?)
I haven't found a better way to present this than with frames, so the link goes to the frameset page. If you have suggestions, there are
provisions in Mundoblaineo for you to send them along to me.
A GUSSIED UP LINKS PAGE FOR HOSS DE PONDEROSA
This was the second page I tackled way back when I started on this white whale using a tutorial about how to download a picture of a cat
from the web. The second page was a tables tutorial, hence the name of this page. I have included links to some of my favorite things, like
the weekly world news. (Home of the bat boy and those stories about Elvis Forcing UFO Abductees to have his love child). I have tacked
on some revised info about my home town, Pueblo, Colorado and spent many hours deciding whether teal or maroon makes a better
background color. You be the judge.
Some of the things in store for my loyal readers............MORE "WEBPORTAGES". This is a term of my own devising (as far as I know)
meaning "web reportage". Get it? Ride along with me on my midnight voyage through the dark underbelly of the Galvanic Difference Engine
Telegraphy Network. (Is there a clever acronym there? You do it.)
I have recently researched the current state of american slang, as spoken by perma-fried chodes from coast to coast, waiting for the za dude
and macking on the pebbles at the mall. WORD, ROAD DAWG.
I shall endeavor to whip this into digestible shape and post it on up.
That's it for today, thank you for your kind attention. Now, an exclusive for my readers, the complete lyrics to the Ballad Of Jed Clampett,
theme music from the Beverly Hillbillies, including the Apocryphal verses from Nag Hammadi. (I think that Buddy Ebsen as Jed was really channeling Lao Tzu, but that's my personal opinion.)
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor Mountaineer barely kept his family fed
An' then one day, he was shootin' at some food,
An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is! Black gold! Texas tea!
Well, the first thing ya know, Jed's a millionaire
Kin-folk said, "Jed, move away from there." Said
Californy is the place y'oughta be, so they
loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly.
Hills that is! Swimmin' pools, Movie stars!
Ol' Jed bought a mansion. Lawdy it was swank
Next door neighbor was pres'dent of the bank,
Lotsa folks objected, but the banker found no fault,
'Cause ol' Jed's millions was a-layin' in the vault
Cash, that is! Capital gains, Depletion money!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to this locality,
T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!
Y'all come back, here!
Copyright 1962 by Carolintone Music Company, Inc.
No. 1 January 27, 2002
The latest and the greatest from mundoblaineo.com.
The site that could would be a man, this man, Blaine Leslie Reininger
Greetings potential members of the Mundoblaineo elect.
Blaine here. Blaine L. Reininger, star of stage, screen and his own imagination. As the day wears on I find that my site is taking up more and more of my life. Often, my site goes out and does the shopping for me. My site has been seen out driving around in the company of beautiful women in a BMW it somehow acquired. I am becoming a hollow man while my site is taking over the best parts of me. You too can be kept current on the million trivial things that get me going.
Take for instance the burning question "Who Makes All of Those Cheap Chinese Lighters?"
Haven't you always wanted to know this? Of course you have. Go to my site and find out.
There is always my journal, an ongoing repository of the events in my ever so exciting life
I have whupped up some stunning graphics which you may view at
and there is continual updating of Tuxedomoon events, history, bruhaha
go there and find out what you have been missing.
your humble slave and webmaster
blaine leslie reininger
Hah. Leaving us, eh? Well, they told me at the university I was mad....ha ha ha!!! We showed them, eh, Dr. Caligari?